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    Standaard Wijsheden over vrouwen

    'Wijsheden' over . Inkaderen en boven je bed hangen!

    1-She is like a child

    2-Don't lean in to her. Pull her into you

    3-Men have to create their value. Women have to protect their value

    4-Remember to facefuck her

    5-Arguing with her is falling into her frame

    6-Every girl is practice

    7-Three ways to her heart

    8-You are more important than her

    9-If you want to be friendzoned, just be really nice to her and help her with lots of stuff

    10-The minute you don't give a shit what she think of you is the minute you become more attractive

    11-Kiss her forehead

    12-Damaged feet, damaged pussy

    13-Being humble gets you nowhere with women. Absolutely nowhere

    14-The more joy you have for life, the more attractive you will be

    15-The size of your cock is not the problem. The size of your balls, that's the problem

    16-Be the man she can't control

    17-Complaining isn't very masculine

    18-Be so confident that you have an aura

    19-You don't get the pussy you want. You get the pussy you earn

    20-The stronger you are, the better she treats you. The weaker you are, the worse she treats you

    21-Whip it out and WIN!

    22-What her pussy conceals, her index finger reveals

    23-Taking a woman seriously is usually your first mistake

    24-If you want to lose her, just give her more than she gives you

    25-Enter her pussy. Enter her mouth. Enter her ass. Do not enter her chaos

    26-Pussy is one hell of a drug

    27-Be a wild facefucker in a sea of pussylickers

    28-Women punish weakness the way men punish fatness

    29-If you don't believe in yourself, she won't believe in you either

    30-If she sticks out her tongue, she is not the one!

    31-More makeup, more lies

    32-Beautiful girls don't fuck cowards

    33-The tighter her clothes, the looser her pussy

    34-Whatever her tattoo says, it really just says SLUT

    35-The way she takes care of her feet and hair is the way she takes care of her pussy and reputation

    36-Sex starts with a blowjob

    37-Licking her pussy is like buying her flowers

    38-If she controls the sex, she controls the relationship

    39-The way she feels about your cum is the way she feels about you

    40-Don't fall in love with an impatient woman, no matter how big her tits

    41-If you want to lose her, just idealize her

    42-Fuck her like a whore and she will come back for more

    43-Love her for what she is, don't hate her for what she's not

    44-One of the biggest mistakes you can make is to think she is innocent

    45-She will destroy you if you let her

    46-Dirty sneakers. Dirty pussy

    47-Fuck her so good she obeys you

    48-The harder you fuck her, the harder it is for her to leave you

    49-Don't punish her with words. Punish her with silence

    50-Every time you complain your balls shrink just a little bit

    51-Dirty mouth. Dirty pussy

    52-Every tattoo on her body represents ten cocks in her mouth

    53-The more she can control you, the less she will respect you

    54-Hiding your sexual fantasies from her is a form of cock shame

    55-Good pussy has healing powers

    56-Protect her from what she wants

    57-Sex so rough she falls in love

    58-The more she has to compete for your cock, the more she wants to suck it

    59-If she loves attention from random men, she probably loves cock from random men

    60-One crazy slut can ruin your life

    61-Love is war

    62-Small tits are fine. Short hair is a crime

    63-Girl with long hair > girl with a masters degree

    64-If she’s studying law, just walk away. If she’s a lawyer, RUN

    65-If you’ve never lived with a woman, you know nothing about women

    66-Beware the leopard print female

    67-A damaged girl will begin to damage you

    68-Getting angry at her is falling into her frame

    69-Arguing with a woman reveals that you don't understand women

    70-Everything is your fault. Nothing is her fault

    71-Shy girls are a gift from God

    72-There is nothing red pill about hating women

    73-The more vegan she is, the more crazy she is

    74-If she prefers cats over dogs just end the date because she has a cold heart

    75-Make her the prize and she will fuck other guys

    76-The lower her body count, the higher her value

    77-Even the shy girls want to be facefucked. Even the shy girls

    78-The more you give her, the more she takes

    79-The deeper you go into her pussy, the closer you get to her heart

    80-If her feet are dirty, leave in a hurry!

    81-Your cock is her drug

    82-She wants to suffer for love

    83-If you can’t be handsome, be dangerous

    84-Pierced nipples means she's been gangbanged

    85-The more skin she shows, the more guys she blows

    86-Without drama, she gets bored

    87-We are men. Without skills, we are nothing

    88-Find the girls who think you're handsome and fuck those girls

    89-You like her tits and ass. She likes your courage and confidence

    90-Every new cock that penetrates her ages her 3 to 6 months

    91-Your cock is not "junk"

    92-If you love her, give her drama

    93-Her insecurities make her adorable. Your insecurities make you pathetic

    94-Her job is to look pretty. Your job is to talk to her

    95-When you can cold approach, the entire world is your dating app

    96-Does she love her father?

    97-Her tongue is a sexual organ

    98-A shy girl will give you memories that last a lifetime. A party girl will give you STDs that last a lifetime

    99-"She's not yours, it's just your turn" is how losers see women

    100-Good pussy > Easy pussy

    101-You are the flower. She is the bee

    102-Her tits are fake. Her gonorrhea is real

    103-If her pussy is tight, you're doing alright

    104-Tell her she has a fat clitoris and she'll remember you for the rest of her life

    105-He protects her body. She protects his heart. This is love

    106-Don't complain. Improve your game

    107-If you're too shy, she will fuck another guy

    108-If you want more girls, become more dangerous

    109-The men who fuck a lot are the men who get rejected a lot

    110-Just listen to her without giving her advice and she will love you more

    111-If she shows off her ass, she's got no class

    112-If you can't open her legs, you can't open her heart

    113-The nice guy makes her pussy dry

    114-The deeper you go into her pussy, the deeper her pussy goes into you

    115-The older you get, the harder it is to fall in love

    116-Big cities are slut factories

    117-Doing hard things gets you hot girls

    118-The more bitter you get, the less pussy you get

    119-Every man lives. Every man dies. Not every man facefucks

    120-If she's been to Dubai, you don't want to know why

    121-Weak father. OnlyFans daughter

    122-Boring boyfriend. Cheating girlfriend

    123-If she likes hip hop music, guess what else she likes

    124-She will judge you by how easily you can unhook her bra

    125-Every girl you bang is +1. Every slut you bang is -1

    126-If you look boring, she's going to think you fuck boring

    127-There's nothing sexy about a man washing dishes

    128-She will compare your cock to every previous cock

    129-With great facefucking comes great responsibility

    130-If you're looking for sluts, look for tattoos

    131-Don't interrupt your enemy when he's licking pussy

    132-If you are weak, she will be cruel

    133-Asking her about her sexual history is asking her to lie

    134-Good girls are hard to find. Sluts are everywhere

    135-If she’s been to Ibiza four times, put on four condoms

    136-Be more ruthless. Be more shameless

    137-Why do sluts curse so much?

    138-If her lipstick is red she wants to give head

    139-For every minute you facefuck her, you give her sixty seconds of happiness

    140-If she doesn't keep her shoes clean why would she keep her pussy clean?

    141-If her hair is pink, her pussy stinks

    142-Past sluttiness is the best predictor of future sluttiness

    143-For every minute you facefuck her, you give her sixty seconds of happiness

    144-Did Genghis Khan lick pussy? I don't think so!

    145-A nice guy would never whip it out

    146-She is looking for a cock to worship

    147-Did you ever see James Bond suck on a straw?

    148-She wants to chase the man chasing his own dreams

    149-Teach a man to facefuck and he will never be lonely

    150-The definition of a slut: she can't remember all the cocks she sucked

    151-She doesn’t want a nice guy. She wants a force of nature

    152-Her bleached hair was your first warning

    153-If she doesn't have clean feet why would she have a clean pussy?

    154-The girl with the thigh tattoo has something she wants to give you

    155-Makeup is manipulation

    156-Crazy nails. Crazy girl

    157-Big tits are hot unless they are bought

    158-Girl game is cooking, wearing pretty dresses, surrendering in bed

    159-She wants to be treated with respect before sex and after sex but not during sex

    160-Love dies when you lean in

    161-Fuck like a beast. Love like a fool

    162-Your passion excites her. Your logic bores her

    163-She pretends to be strong but she wants to be weak

    164-Did grandpa facefuck grandma? I would like to think so

    165-We all need something to live for. Dirty pussy is probably not it

    166-Be her facefucking hero

    167-Talk to the girls that scare you

    168-If you were more of a man, she would be more of a woman

    169-The way you feel about your cock is the way you feel about yourself

    170-The more she drinks, the more her pussy stinks

    171-The more tattoos the quicker she screws

    172-Losers hate women because women hate losers

    173-If you want to appear less masculine, just suck on a straw

    174-She can make her own money but she can’t fuck her own face

    175-Fill her mouth with cock. Fill her heart with love

    176-Beauty is fuel for life

    177-Don’t lose a good girl by chasing sluts

    178-Fuck her three holes so she knows you're in control

    179-There are many beautiful things about a woman but her elbows are not one of them

    180-The more you try to please her, the more you will fail

    181-Big tits are nice. Pretty legs are a requirement

    182-If her lipstick is red she wants to give head

    183-You’re only as strong as your weakest facefuck

    184-A ring through her nose you know she's a hoe

    185-The immature man wants quick pussy. The mature man wants clean pussy

    186-She wants to be rescued

    187-Her fantasies are on your side

    188-Every girl fucks different. Every slut fucks the same

    189-You want pretty girls but you wear ugly shoes

    190-The way you feel about her right after you cum on her face, that's the way you really feel abour her

    191-Assume sluttiness

    192-If the sex isn't good enough, her tits aren't big enough

    193-One day, in retrospect, your days of facefucking will strike you as the most beautiful

    194-The more tattoos, the quicker she screws

    195-If you're afraid, you won't get laid

    196-Bore her. Lose her

    197-Every blowjob is an opportunity to facefuck

    198-If you want more sex, take more dance classes

    199-The bigger your balls, the more she wants to lick them

    200-The history of the world is men fighting for power and women fucking whoever wins

    201-Girls don't like bad boys. Girls LOVE bad boys

    202-Facefuck like she's never vomited before

    203-If you want ugly girls, be humble and polite

    204-The pussy is worthless without the cock

    205-Fall in love with the wrong woman and watch your life slowly turn into hell

    206-Patriarchy > degeneracy

    207-Makeup is a gateway drug

    208-If she's wearing lipstick, she wants to suck dick

    209-We take skinny ankles for granted until we see a pretty girl with fat ankles and then we want to throw up

    210-What turns you on, turns her on

    211-Small real tits > big fake tits

    212-The blowjob is the relationship litmus test

    213-You love her beauty, style and grace. She wants you to fuck her face

    214-The cowardly man bores her. The courageous man fascinates her

    215-Fuck her in the ass if you want the love to last

    216-One facefuck can change your life

    217-Fail one of her shit tests and the next one will be tougher

    218-The secret to falling in love with one woman is to not have any other girls to fuck

    219-Does she have short index fingers?

    220-You can do better than sluts

    221-Clean pussy > quick pussy

    222-One girl gets you another girl

    223-Marry a beautiful woman. You don't want ugly kids, do you?

    224-You want the girl with the big heart and the small pussy not the other way around

    225-Give her everything and she will leave you with nothing

    226-Her love language is facefucking

    227-She will never tell you how many abortions she's had so just count up her tattoos to get a rough estimate

    228-Sometimes she wants love. Sometimes she wants anal

    229-If her titties are large you gotta take charge

    230-Big city. Big sluts

    231-Your cock > your tongue

    232-Fuck her face > lick her pussy

    233-Every time you fuck a slut you're telling your subconscious you're a loser who will fuck anything because that's exactly what you're doing

    234-Her secret dream is to be obscene

    235-Big earrings, big pussy

    236-Ignoring her is the ultimate punishment

    237-Getting drunk and fucking sluts is no way to go through life

    238-Makeup is the addiction no one wants to talk about

    239-The sweetest sound is the sound of her gasping for air as you facefuck her

    240-The things we do for pussy

    241-She is wired to surrender to power

    242-She would treat you better if you fucked her better

    243-When she gags on a cock is when she knows it's big

    244-Leopard print clothes are worn by hoes

    245-If her friends are sluts she will soon also be a slut

    246-The way she walks is the way she fucks

    247-If she gives you butterflies you probably won't fuck her

    248-When the facefucker is ready, the mouth will appear

    249-The girls who look bad in winter look worse in summer

    250-If her pussy is dry you must ask yourself why

    251-Sexual shame will kill your game

    252-The more girls you have the more girls you get

    253-She's looking for love & sex but not necessarily in that order

    254-Weak men hate women because women hate weak men

    255-There's more wisdom in your cock than in your greatest philosophy

    256-You look weak when you kiss her cheek

    257-She would rather suffer a broken heart than suffer boredom

    258-First she surrenders to power. Then she surrenders to love

    259-Less pedestalizing. More facefucking

    260-She wants attention so she picks a fight

    261-Don't forget to make her wet

    262-If you're not getting any she doesn't want to give you any

    263-Pretty girls in summer dresses is one of the pinnacles of life

    264-If you're humble and polite you will be alone all night

    265-That which can destroy her can protect her

    266-Inhale beauty. Exhale joy

    267-A man with a guitar can work magic with women

    268-Lose your ability to fuck other girls and you lose your ability to fuck her

    269-Nobody said getting pussy was easy, who gave you that idea?

    270-If you have no skills, no one will love you

    271-Sluts love music festivals

    272-Did you ever see James Bond lick pussy?

    273-Every girl you meet is trying to teach you something. Most are trying to teach you not to put up with their bullshit

    274-Nothing relaxes a woman like anal sex

    275-If she is crying let her cry

    276-A slut is rotten fruit

    277-A facefuck a day keeps the divorce court away

    278-She is bored and looking for fun and by bored I mean horny and by fun I mean dick

    279-If you can't do amazing things what makes you think you deserve an amazing girl

    280-Happiness is a warm pussy

    281-Her snake tattoo is warning you

    282-If her tits are spilling out she is not devout

    283-The most important ingredient for getting laid is to already be getting laid

    284-She gains one point naked by candlelight

    285-If you're better looking than her, she's gaming you

    286-If her tattoo count is four you know she is a whore

    287-Aposematism means don't fuck the girl with blue hair

    288-The more thongs she owns the more dicks she's blown

    289-Bitterness is an effective pussy repellent

    290-Her vanity is only exceeded by her desire to suffer

    291-Her leopard print was your first hint

    292-She wants to be adored and also fucked like a whore

    293-When a man can't find a good woman, he distracts himself with sluts

    294-Give her your power and you will have a hard time getting it back

    295-True love is thumb surrender

    296-Cock worship is real

    297-Facefucking is the antidote to pedestalizing

    298-To master pussy we must first master fear

    299-If you want the girls other men can't get you have to do things other men can't do

    300-Being in love with a beautiful girl is a higher state of being

    301-She can be beautiful, suck amazing dick & still be a huge pain in the ass

    302-The minute you start boring her is the minute you start losing her

    303-She will never tell you how many abortions she's had so just count up her tattoos & piercings so you can get a rough estimate

    304-Lazy men get ugly pussy

    305-If she can fluster you, why would she want to fuck you?

    306-Being sexually desired makes her feel sexually desirable

    307-If she shows her body on Instagram she’s looking for trouble and by trouble I mean excitement and by excitement I mean dick

    308-She doesn't want to be a slut, she wants to be YOUR slut

    309-If you're expecting her to be logical and true to her word you're expecting her to act like a man

    310-A good woman makes your life better. A bad woman makes your life worse because now you have genital herpes

    311-The minute you start playing the victim is the minute you stop being a man

    312-If you don't facefuck her some other guy will facefuck her and she will fall in love with him instead of you

    313-When you cockshame yourself you cockshame Rivelino because we are all one

    314-The future belongs to those who facefuck

    315-She wants to see how strong you are so she tries to break you

    316-If she says you have a small dick you say she has a big pussy. REFRAME

    317-A woman who is lost is a woman who needs our help. A man who is lost is a loser

    318-Let her disrespect you just a little bit and she will start to disrespect you more

    319-Women are held to higher standards of cleanliness. Men are held to higher standards of courage

    320-If you promise only to fuck her and then she doesn't want to fuck you then you're fucked

    321-Can a woman admire a submissive man?

    322-Lean on her and she will start to lean away

    323-Nothing is her fault and nothing you say can convince her otherwise

    324-The more you argue with her the more you dry out her pussy

    325-Fuck her face so she knows her place

    326-One approach can change your life

    327-There is nothing boring about whipping it out

    328-Her deepest itch is to be fucked like a bitch

    329-Being neurotic kills the polarity because it makes you too similar to her

    330-Do not hurt her even if she want you to

    331-Always trying to fuck on the first date is how you end up with sluts and herpes

    332-The biggest difference between men and women is that women fantasize about being photographed naked

    333-It's better to have facefucked and lost than never to have facefucked at all

    334-The more rattled you get the less pussy you get

    335-She displays her tits and ass. You display your confidence and courage

    336-Her brain is neurotic, her emotions are chaotic, her pussy is a narcotic

    337-The girl who makes sandwiches for the trip, that's the girl you want

    338-Every time she takes out the trash she remembers that she can’t keep a man

    339-The greatest thrill you ever will feel is fucking a girl whose eyelashes are real

    340-She thrives when she has to imagine what you're up to and she withers when she knows it's something boring

    341-The pussy is a slippery beast

    342-You can't make a woman fall in love with you. All you can do is bite her neck, pull her hair, slap her ass, fuck her mouth, cum on her face, call her your whore and hope for the best

    343-If you’re going to be a sucker, be a sucker for love

    344-Facefucking is an act of love

    345-If you can't hold eye contact she will know you can't hold an erection

    346-Women fall in love through sex. Men fall in love through sex. Everyone falls in love through sex

    347-You’re not ugly you just don’t know how to cold approach

    348-Being boring kills the polarity because she is boring

    349-How do you know if a restaurant has a dirty kitchen? Look at the bathroom. How do you know if a woman has a dirty pussy? Look at her feet

    350-You only get three chances at love. You do not get four

    351-Can you trust a woman with dark towels in her bathroom?

    352-High IQ women are 2x the pain in the ass as normal IQ women. They are still crazy and emotional but because they are high IQ they think they are logical

    353-Playing sports is masculine. Watching sports is not

    354-To master pussy we must first master fear

    355-She doesn’t have to like you to want to fuck you

    356-Pussy is like fire. It can keep you warm at night or it can burn your house down

    357-Her insecurities make her more beautiful. Your insecurities make you more ugly

    358-If you want more clout, just whip it out

    359-It's not easy being a woman. If she gives a bad blowjob, the man thinks damn she gives bad blowjobs. If she gives an amazing blowjob, the man thinks WTF how many dicks has she sucked?!

    360-To err is human, to facefuck is divine

    361-Finding love is hard. Keeping love is harder

    362-The minute you start making sex more about her pleasure than your pleasure is the minute she realizes you don't understand how to excite her

    363-If your girlfriend says your cock is perfect that means she has seen bigger

    364-Does she own more books or shoes?

    365-The way you feel about women is the way you feel about the world

    366-If her tattoo count is zero, you can be her hero

    367-She wants to work for your approval. She wants to sacrifice for your pleasure. She wants to suffer for your love

    368-The deeper you go into the female psyche, the darker it gets

    369-If she has fake tits she's not the one. If you like her fake tits you're also not the one

    370-Step 1: Open her legs. Step 2: Open her heart. Don't try to do it the other way around. It won't work

    371-She wants a man who knows because she doesn’t want to teach him

    372-The inexperienced girl sucks dick. The experienced girl sucks dick and licks balls

    373-The best and only real way to get her back is to make her jealous because you're with a hotter girl

    374-Pussy is not the goal. Pussy is the reward

    375-If she rolls her own cigarettes, get ready for an amazing blowjob and a possible venereal disease

    376-She fills you with joy. You fill her with cum. Men & women were made for each other

    377-Only weak men defend slutty behavior

    378-Few girls will say please fuck my face. You gotta remember on your own

    379-Just because she loves music festivals doesn’t necessarily mean she has gonorrhea

    380-She loves the dangerous man and the most dangerous man is the one who can destroy her pussy and break her heart

    381-The tattoos on her thighs will lead to your demise

    382-You are a man. You say your stomach hurts. You are now significantly less of a man to everyone around you

    383-Dominating her physically but not psychologically is like fucking her with half your dick

    384-She is happiest with a cock in her mouth

    385-You knew she was a slut from the tattoo on her butt

    386-Finding a good woman is hard. Keeping her is even harder. Fucking things up is easy

    387-Sex is like papaya. Raw sex is like mango. Anal sex is like pineapple

    388-She's gonna worry about something so she might as well worry about keeping you satisfied

    389-For every great man there's a great woman trying to destroy him

    390-She has zero interest in photographing her boyfriend naked. Her entire sexuality is solipsistic in nature

    391-Women inspire men to be brave. Men inspire women to be beautiful

    392-The process of her falling in love with you is the process of you dominating her

    393-She gets to unload her moods on you. You get to unload your cum on her. Men and women were made for each other

    394-The blowjob was originally invented to shut women up

    395-She doesn't need to learn the guitar. She can just learn to walk in heels

    396-The way she feels about alcohol is the way she feels about dick

    397-If she's over 25 tell her she looks good for her age

    398-One girl is dependence. Two girls is abundance

    399-If you don't understand her need for suffering you won't understand her need for sex

    400-99% of men don’t facefuck their girls. We are the 1%

    Bron: https://x.com/alpharivelino/status/1638490799305289728

    Deze 'wijsheden' bevatten naast veel waarheden over vrouwen, ook halve waarheden en uit de lucht gegrepen onzin, maar vermakelijk zijn ze wel.

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    TedX talk door ex prostituee

    Interessante Amerikaanse spreker Nicole Emma die als ex dvp de psychologie uitlegt van een groot deel van de mannelijke bezoekers. Hoe hard het leven voor mannen kan zijn. En hoe schrijnend de situatie voor mannen soms is. En hoe belangrijk de intimiteit en vooral de connectie is tussen klant en dvp. En dat bij gebrek daaraan niet alleen frustratie maar ook gewelddadigheid kan optreden.

    Sommige mannen gaan puur voor seks / lust. Maar voor velen is de connectie vooral heel belangrijk. En iets dat ze missen bij hun eigen vrouw (indien getrouwd / relatie).

    In feite zegt ze dat dvps belangrijk werk doen. En een grote behoefte vervullen.

    Laatst gewijzigd door pietpotent44; 8 december 2024 om 20:13

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