... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Masturbation_DayNational Masturbation Day, also known as International Masturbation Day, is an annual event on May 28,[1][2][3] to protect and celebrate the right to masturbate. The first National Masturbation Day was May 7, 1995, after sex-positive retailer Good Vibrations declared the day in honor of Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders, who had been fired in 1994 by President Bill Clinton for suggesting masturbation be part of the sex education curriculum for students.[4][5]
International Masturbation Day has since been expanded to include the entire month of May as International Masturbation Month.[6][7][8]
En dat met een hamburger in je andere hand omdat het ook hamburger dag is