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    Citaat Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door Zakkenleger Bekijk bericht
    (Voor tekst en vertaling svp Picasso1 of Raul7 vragen :D)
    Geen probleem !

    Hey amigos . . .
    Adelante amigos . . .
    Vamos vamos mi amor
    Me gusta mucho tu sabor
    No no no no tu corazón
    Mucho mucho tu limón
    Dame de tu fruta
    Vamos mi amor . . .
    Te quiero puta!
    Te quiero puta!
    Ay que rico

    Ay que rico un dos tres
    Sí te deseo otra vez
    Pero no no no tu corazón
    Más más más de tu limón
    Querido
    Dame de tu fruta
    Dame de tu fruta
    Vamos mi amor . . .
    Te quiero puta!
    Te quiero puta!
    Ay que rico

    Entre tus piernas voy a llorar
    Feliz y triste voy a estar
    Feliz y triste voy a estar

    Más más más por favor
    Más más más sí sí seńor
    Más más más por favor
    Más más más sí sí seńor
    No me tengas miedo
    No te voy a comer
    Más más más por favor
    Más más más sí sí seńor
    Sí sí seńor

    Te quiero puta!
    Te quiero puta!
    Dámelo dámelo
    Te quiero puta!



    Vertaling!

    Dag vrienden...
    Vooruit vrienden...
    Kom, kom mijn liefste
    Ik hou van je smaak
    Neen, neen, neen, neen, niet je hart
    Ik hou, hou van je limoen
    Geef mij je fruit
    Kom mijn liefste...
    Ik hou van je, hoer!
    Ik hou van je, hoer!
    Oh, zo goed

    Oh zo goed, 1 2 3
    Ja, ik wil je nog eens
    Maar neen, neen, niet je hart
    Meer, meer van je limoen
    Lieveling
    Geef mij je fruit
    Geef mij je fruit
    Kom mijn liefste...
    Ik hou van je, hoer!
    Ik hou van je, hoer!
    Oh, zo goed

    Tussen je benen ga ik huilen
    Ik ga gelukkig en droevig zijn
    Ik ga gelukkig en droevig zijn

    Meer, meer, meer alstublieft
    Meer, meer, meer, ja, ja mijnheer
    Meer, meer, meer alstublieft
    Meer, meer, meer, ja, ja mijnheer
    Wees niet bang van mij
    Ik ga je niet opeten
    Meer, meer, meer alstublieft
    Meer, meer, meer, ja, ja mijnheer
    Ja, ja mijnheer

    Ik hou van je, hoer!
    Ik hou van je, hoer!
    Geef het aan mij, geef het aan mij
    Ik hou van je, hoer!
    Zoveel mensen, zoveel meningen...
    ILUSIÓN ES MI CAMINO, VICTORIA MI DESTINO!

    Sueńa como si fueras a vivir para siempre, vive como si fueras a morir hoy!

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    Citaat Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door onzo Bekijk bericht
    Muchos gracias, amigo !
    Waar heb je dat zo vlug vandaan gehaald !?
    Citaat Oorspronkelijk geplaatst door Picasso 1 Bekijk bericht
    Ik denk uit HLN
    Picasso zal weer denken dat het uit HLN komt :thefinger!
    Zoveel mensen, zoveel meningen...
    ILUSIÓN ES MI CAMINO, VICTORIA MI DESTINO!

    Sueńa como si fueras a vivir para siempre, vive como si fueras a morir hoy!

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    Iron Maiden - Charlotte The Harlot

    Giving a swish with your arse in the air, don't you know what they're saying?
    Charlotte you're so refined when you take all the love that they're giving.
    Sticking with every man that you find, don't you know what they're after?
    Charlotte you've got your legs in the air, don't you hear all the laughter?

    Charlotte the Harlot show me your legs,
    Charlotte the Harlot take me to bed.
    Charlotte the Harlot let me see blood,
    Charlotte the Harlot let me see love.

    Taking so many men to your room, don't you feel no remorse?
    You charge them a "fiver", It's only for starters.
    And ten for the main course.
    And you've got no feelings, they died long ago.
    Don't you care who you let in?
    And don't you know you're breaking the law with the service you're giving.

    Charlotte the Harlot show me your legs,
    Charlotte the Harlot take me to bed.
    Charlotte the Harlot let me see blood,
    Charlotte the Harlot let me see love.

    There was a time when you left me standing there,
    Picking up pieces of love off the floor.
    Well Charlotte you left me alone in there,
    To make your ends as a bloody whore.
    Well Charlotte you told me you love me true,
    Picking up pieces of love yesterday.
    Well Charlotte you're draws are off color too
    'Cause you're making love all day.

    Giving a swish with your arse in the air, don't you know what they're saying?
    Charlotte you're so refined when you take all the love that they're giving.
    Sticking with every man that you find, don't you know what they're after?
    Charlotte you've got your legs in the air, don't you hear all the laughter?

    Charlotte the Harlot show me your legs,
    Charlotte the Harlot take me to bed.
    Charlotte the Harlot let me see blood,
    Charlotte the Harlot let me see love.
    Zoveel mensen, zoveel meningen...
    ILUSIÓN ES MI CAMINO, VICTORIA MI DESTINO!

    Sueńa como si fueras a vivir para siempre, vive como si fueras a morir hoy!

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    Hé, ik merk nu pas dat deze klassieker nog niet in de lijst voorkomt:

    Love For Sale : Cole Porter - 1930

    When the only sound in the empty street,
    Is the heavy tread of the heavy feet
    That belong to a lonesome cop
    I open shop.
    When the moon so long has been gazing down
    On the wayward ways of this wayward town.
    That her smile becomes a smirk,
    I go to work.

    Love for sale,
    Appetising young love for sale.
    Love that's fresh and still unspoiled,
    Love that's only slightly soiled,
    Love for sale.
    Who will buy?
    Who would like to sample my supply?
    Who's prepared to pay the price,
    For a trip to paradise?
    Love for sale
    Let the poets pipe of love
    in their childish way,
    I know every type of love
    Better far than they.
    If you want the thrill of love,
    I've been through the mill of love;
    Old love, new love
    Every love but true love
    Love for sale.

    Appetising young love for sale.
    If you want to buy my wares.
    Follow me and climb the stairs
    Love for sale.
    Love for sale.


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-P9Hc2XOCE
    Little boy, she's from the street. Before you start, you're already beat... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8LHZldVLvA

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    Standaard Don't cry for Louie

    De belgisch band Vaya Con Dios
    zong ook nog een nummer over het oudste beroep

    Don't cry for Louie

    I gave up all my friends
    My girls from out of town
    Bought her what she wanted
    Yet she let me down
    When she sae me crying
    She said I had no heart
    When my heart was bleeding
    She turned around and laughed

    Girls don't cry for Louie
    Louie wouldn't cry for you
    When you walk the streets for Louie
    You better do what Louie tells you to

    I met Louie on a hazy morning
    When the bars were closing down
    He said honey I really like your prancing
    You and I we'll burn this town

    This woman, sir, mislead me
    Hurt me in my pride
    Who are you to judge me?
    Who are you to take her side?
    She cheated on me mister
    Told me nothing but lies
    I just had to teach her
    Not to over step the line

    Girls don't cry for Louie
    He wouldn't waste a tear on you
    When you walk the streets for Louie
    You ain't walking down no avenue

    I met Louie on an early morning
    In a sleazy part of town
    I was tipsy and feeling kind'a lonely
    Louie offered me his arm
    He said: you and I we'll burn this town
    He said: you and I we'll burn this town

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgUyDhwDFdU


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    Lapdances, gogo clubs, whatever, het is prachtig op muziek gezet. Broeierig, ritmisch, synths.

    Ayo technology - 50 cent featuring Justin Timberlake

    She a workin girl, she workin poles
    She break it down, she take it low
    She fine as hell, she up out the do
    She doin her thing, right out on the floor
    Her money money, she make it
    Look at the way she shaken
    Make me wanna touch her, Make me wanna taste her
    Have you lustin for her, Go crazy face it
    Shes so much more then your used to
    Knows just how to move to seduce you
    Shes going to do the right thing and touch the right spot
    Dance in your lap until your ready to pop

    she's always ready, when you want it, she want it
    Like a nympho, the info, Show you were to meet her
    On the late night, till day light, the club jumping
    If you want a good time she`s gonna give you what you want

    Baby, it’s a new age, your like my new craze
    Lets get together maybe we can start a new phase
    This smokes got the club all hazy
    Spotlights don’t do you justice baby
    Why don’t you come over here?
    You got me saying AYoooo
    I’m tired using technology
    Why don`t you sit down on top of me?
    AYoooo
    I’m tired using technology
    I need you right in front of me

    In her fantasy, its plain to see
    Just how it be, on me
    Back stroking, sweat soakin, all way threw my scent seats
    Whos ready to ride? I’m ready to roll
    I’ll be in this bitch till the club close
    What should I do, on all fours
    Now that that shit should be against the law
    Different style, different move, damn I like the way you move
    Girl you got me thinkin bout, all the things I do to you
    Lets get it poppin shorty, we can switch positions
    From the couch, to the counters in my kitchen


    Oh She wants it, Oh she wants it, Mm She wants it
    I got to give it to her
    She wants it, Mm she wants it, Mm She wants it
    I got to give it to her
    I got to give it to her
    Wat doet ZL op dit forum? En hangt hij echt alleen maar op banken in de clubs?

    De beste 'gouwe ouwe' van IJBF!

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    Standaard Men without Hats

    Niet echt een liedje over dvp's. Meer eentje over de ijsberen. Vond em wel toepasselijk aangezien er de laatste tijd zoveel over kletsberen is geredekaveld:

    Men Without Hats - I Like

    It makes you wonder just who they really are
    They say money is no object and weve got a car
    They kidnapped tony where did they go
    They went to get it done before he got too old
    Theyre incognito, theyre into fame
    They think they know it all you know their familys to blame
    Isnt it funny, isnt it sad
    You come up empty thinking bout the good times that you had

    But:
    I like, when they talk really loud trying to tell you what they know
    I like, when it blows real hard and it doesnt even show

    They say: its plain to see, life is not a mystery to me
    I say: thats plain as day I hope youve got yours right anyway
    They say: its plain to see, life is not a mystery to me
    I say: thats plain as day I hope youve got yours right anyway

    It makes you wonder bout the things they say
    We are never gonna leave, we are never gonna stay
    They talk for nothing, they talk for free
    They talk behind your back and to youre face theyre really sweet
    Check out the language, check out the clothes
    Their mother buys them shoes n where she gets them no-one knows
    They go to parties to steal the show
    By talking really loud n try to tell you what they know

    But:
    I like, when they talk really loud trying to tell you what they know
    I like, when it blows real hard and it doesnt even show

    They say: its plain to see, life is not a mystery to me
    I say: thats plain as day I hope youve got yours right anyway
    They say: its plain to see, life is not a mystery to me
    I say: thats plain as day I hope youve got yours right anyway

    I like when they talk really loud trying to tell you what they know
    Say, I like when it blows real hard and it doesnt even show
    Say, I like when they havent seen a thing and try to tell you where to go
    Say, I like when they talk really loud trying to tell you what they know

    What do they really know?
    "When in doubt... go flat out!" - Colin McRae

    "Never break the Chain" - Fleetwood Mac

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    Dikke lul Band - Hoerenlied

    Je hebt me belazerd
    je lag in zijn bed
    nou vond je het lekker
    jij vieze slet
    ik hoorde je gillen
    jij vroeg om meer
    dat zou je wel willen
    en je ziet hem nooit meer

    zeg heb je liggen wippen
    zoals je thuis ook doet
    heb maar gekneusde lippen
    dan voel je het pas goed
    zat je achter de ramen
    want daar hoor je thuis
    je mag geld gaan verdienen
    en dan blijf ik in huis
    al die vuurrode lampies
    ze staan je heel goed

    het is een baan voor je leven
    wil je niet?
    Nou je moet

    neen wijfie, dat had je niet verwacht hé
    nou als je zo graag wilt neuken
    doe het dan ook meteen goed
    wat heb je nog commentaar ook
    zeg hou eens even lekker je scheur
    je mag nu elke man lekker verwennen
    en ik, ik sta bij de deur
    over een jaartje rijdt pappie in een porchje
    nieuwe haartjes, zwembadje
    en jij, toe hou nou toch eens op met dat gezeur

    je had het kunnen weten
    de buurman had ik door
    of was je me soms vergeten
    nou dan moet je nu maar voort

    Je hebt me belazerd
    je lag in zijn bed
    nou vond je het lekker
    jij vieze slet
    ik hoorde je gillen
    jij vroeg om meer
    dat zou je wel willen
    en je ziet hem nooit meer

    zat je achter de ramen
    want daar hoor je thuis
    je mag geld gaan verdienen
    en dan blijf ik in huis
    al die vuurrode lampies
    ze staan je heel goed
    het is een baan voor je leven
    wil je niet, nou je moet
    Zoveel mensen, zoveel meningen...
    ILUSIÓN ES MI CAMINO, VICTORIA MI DESTINO!

    Sueńa como si fueras a vivir para siempre, vive como si fueras a morir hoy!

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    Standaard Imagination - Bodytalk

    Dit nummer past er ook in als je met een dvp de tijd doorbrengt en uiteindelijk op de kamer doorbrengt:
    Volle versie:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKHwcvIDL9I

    Clipversie:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ednO...eature=related

    Imagination - Bodytalk

    Morning, afternoon, and night
    We lay together side by side
    Searchin' for lust
    Searchin' for breath
    Searchin' for the touch of life

    No words are spoken
    the only sound we hear
    is body talk, body talk

    The heat of passion is such
    a beautiful thing as it overflows
    Pleasure grows all the dreams it can bring
    Ooh, your lips in my eyes and gentle sighs
    With body talk, body talk

    Cool and kind, so soft and pure, a touching moment
    Heated feelings once explode, but have melted
    We were two souls torn apart with bitter ages
    Through expression not aggression, we have become one

    Body talk, body talk

    Cool and kind, so soft and pure, a touching moment
    Heated feelings once explode, but have melted
    We are two souls torn apart with bitter ages
    Through expression not aggression, we have become one

    Searchin' for lust
    Searchin' for breath
    Searchin' for the touch of life

    No words are spoken
    the only sound we hear
    is body talk, body talk, body talk, body talk, body talk

    Baa dee daa dee baa ree ree daa
    [Body Talk] Ooh Now sugar
    [Body Talk] Aah aah aah
    [Body Talk] Oh ah
    [Body Talk] Baa dee dee daa
    [Body Talk] Ooh body to body


    Ik moet weer even denken aan Ashanti afgelopen vrijdag. Ik draag het nummer bij deze aan haar op! Als ik dit nummer hoor is de accu weer helemaal opgeladen!

    Gr.
    Cupido

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    Standaard Guus !

    Wie herinnert zich deze nog ? :p

    Guus kom naar huus want de koeien staan op spring'n
    De varkes mutt'n vret'n en 't hooi moet van 't land
    Guus kom naar huus want daar 'beuren rare ding'n
    Dit kan toch zo niet doorgaan Guus wat is er aan de hand

    Guus Utenwaard is een week of wat geled'n
    Toen 'ie terugkwam met de trekker na het hooi'n van 't land
    Met 'n behoorlijk flinke vaart tegen de koeiestal gered'n
    Zien trekker total loss en zien kop in 't verband
    Nou kan een boer niet zonder trekker dus 'n nieuwe mos 'r kommen
    De schoenendoos werd omgekeerd 't kapitaal geteld
    En op zaterdag het Guus de buus naar Rotterdam genommen
    En in zien binnenzak had Guus een flinken boerentiet met geld

    Guus Utenwaard had zich nooit in 'n stad begeven
    Hij kent alleen 't dorp, 't land, de oude boerderij
    Zien hejt het vroeger zejt da's waar de wilde wijven leven
    Die voor 'n stuuver mit naar boven gaan voor de vrijerij
    Daar krieg je grote puusten van want al die wijven uut de steden
    Leven daar in zonde en die gaan nooit naar de kerk
    Alleen naar grote feesten, orgies en excessen deden
    Ja de duvel in de steden het daar flink wat overwerk

    Guus kom naar huus want de koeien staan op spring'n
    De varkes mutt'n vret'n en 't hooi moet van 't land
    Guus kom naar huus want daar 'beuren rare ding'n
    Dit kan toch zo niet doorgaan Guus wat is er aan de hand

    Guus Utenwaard liep daar constant aan te denk'n
    Toen ergens in de binnenstad een struise tot 'm zei
    "He ga je mee 'k weet waar ze 'n lekker neutje schenk'n
    Daar komen enkelt mensen met manieren zoals jij
    Huize Constance geeft je een kans schat kom je lekker mee naar bov'n"
    En Guus dacht als pastoor dit wist dan kom ik in de hel
    Die blote billen, naakte wieven, Guus die kon 't niet gelov'n
    Dat had 'n Utenwaard nog nooit ervaard maar Guus had 't nu wel

    Guus kom naar huus want de koeien staan op spring'n
    De varkes mutt'n vret'n en 't hooi moet van 't land
    Guus kom naar huus want daar 'beuren rare ding'n
    Dit kan toch zo niet doorgaan Guus wat is er aan de hand

    Guus Utenwaard kreeg de smaak nu goed te pakk'n
    Hij kocht geen grote trekker maar 'n snelle Amerikaan
    Daar scheurt 'ie mee naar Rotterdam om flink daar door te zakk'n
    Met alleen de wilde wijven maar zien koeien laat 'ie staan
    't Hele dorp spreekt schande over Utenwaard en zien manier'n
    En pastoor zegt "nou die Utenwaard, die komp vast in de hel"
    Maar Guus vergat zien boerderij, het land en al zien dier'n
    En spendeerde heel zien schoenendoos aan 't wilde wijvenspel

    Guus kom naar huus want de koeien staan op spring'n
    De varkes mutt'n vret'n en 't hooi moet van 't land
    Guus kom naar huus want daar 'beuren rare ding'n
    Dit kan toch zo niet doorgaan Guus wat is er aan de hand

    Guus kom naar huus want de koeien staan op spring'n
    De varkes mutt'n vret'n en 't hooi moet van 't land
    Guus kom naar huus want daar 'beuren rare ding'n
    Dit kan toch zo niet doorgaan Guus wat is er aan de hand
    Little boy, she's from the street. Before you start, you're already beat... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8LHZldVLvA

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    Okay, dit is een kleine zijsprong
    De dame in kwestie is dan wel geen dvp maar ontdoet zich wel en publiek van haar kleding

    Patrica (Chris de Curgh)

    Dennis is a menace with his "anyone for tennis?"
    And beseeching me to come and keep the score...
    And Maud saya "Oh Lord! I'm so terribly bored!"
    I really can't stand it anymore...

    I'm going out to dinner, with a gorgeous singer,
    To a little place I've found down by the quay;
    Her name is Patricia, she calls herself Delicia,
    And the reason isn't very hard to see...

    She says God made her a sinner just to keep fat men thinner,
    As they tumble down in heaps before her feet.
    They hang around in groups like battle-weary troops,
    One can often see them queue right down the street...

    You see Patricia, or Delicia, not only is a singer
    She also removes all her clothing...
    For Patricia is the best stripper in town,

    And with a swing of her hips she started to strip,
    To tremendous applause she took off her drawers,
    And with a lick of her lips she undid all the clips,
    Threw it all in the air, and everyone stared,
    And as the last piece of clothing fell to the floor,
    The police were banging on the door,
    On a Saturday night, in nineteen twenty-four...
    Take it away boys!
    But poor Patricia was arrested and everyone detested,
    The manner in which she was exposed,
    And later on in court, well, everybody thought
    A summer run in jail would be proposed,

    But the judge said, "Patricia,
    Or may I say, Delicia,
    The facts of this case lie before me...
    Case dismissed ... this girl was in her working clothes!!"

    And with a swing of her hips, she started to strip,
    To tremendous applause she took off her drawers,
    And with a lick of her lips she undid all her clips,
    Threw it all in the air, and everyone stared,
    And as the last piece of clothing fell to the floor,
    The police were yelling out for more!!!
    On a Saturday night in nineteen twenty-four...
    On a Saturday night in nineteen twenty-four...



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    Okay, dit is een kleine zijsprong
    De dame in kwestie is dan wel geen dvp maar ontdoet zich wel en publiek van haar kleding

    Patrica (Chris de Burgh)

    Dennis is a menace with his "anyone for tennis?"
    And beseeching me to come and keep the score...
    And Maud saya "Oh Lord! I'm so terribly bored!"
    I really can't stand it anymore...

    I'm going out to dinner, with a gorgeous singer,
    To a little place I've found down by the quay;
    Her name is Patricia, she calls herself Delicia,
    And the reason isn't very hard to see...

    She says God made her a sinner just to keep fat men thinner,
    As they tumble down in heaps before her feet.
    They hang around in groups like battle-weary troops,
    One can often see them queue right down the street...

    You see Patricia, or Delicia, not only is a singer
    She also removes all her clothing...
    For Patricia is the best stripper in town,

    And with a swing of her hips she started to strip,
    To tremendous applause she took off her drawers,
    And with a lick of her lips she undid all the clips,
    Threw it all in the air, and everyone stared,
    And as the last piece of clothing fell to the floor,
    The police were banging on the door,
    On a Saturday night, in nineteen twenty-four...
    Take it away boys!
    But poor Patricia was arrested and everyone detested,
    The manner in which she was exposed,
    And later on in court, well, everybody thought
    A summer run in jail would be proposed,

    But the judge said, "Patricia,
    Or may I say, Delicia,
    The facts of this case lie before me...
    Case dismissed ... this girl was in her working clothes!!"

    And with a swing of her hips, she started to strip,
    To tremendous applause she took off her drawers,
    And with a lick of her lips she undid all her clips,
    Threw it all in the air, and everyone stared,
    And as the last piece of clothing fell to the floor,
    The police were yelling out for more!!!
    On a Saturday night in nineteen twenty-four...
    On a Saturday night in nineteen twenty-four...



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    Standaard Bruce Springsteen, Reno (2005)

    Er zijn een paar dingen die opvallen: op het eerste zicht gaat het over een man die sex heeft met een prostitué in een Reno hotel kamer. Het eerst gedeelte van de song is duidelijk herkenbaar, maar dan verandert de toon met de regel: "My eyes drifted out the window and down to the road below". Dit wordt pijnlijk duidelijk in "Sunlight on the Amatitlan...we rode with the vaqueros...sunlight streaming through your hair": de protagonist is aan het dagdromen over een andere vrouw, misschien zijn vrouw of vriendin. Misschien is die vrouw waarover hij in gedachten in verzonken wel dood of is hun liefde doodgebloed ...

    Dan terug naar de hotelkamer, beiden toasten met een whiskey en de dame van plezier feliciteert de protagonist met de 'best you ever had'. Maar de man denk er het zijne van ...

    De grote vraag is: is de kunst van het liefdespel en het beleven van bevredigende sexuele ervaring niet altijd een soort balans tussen het fysieke en het mentale/emotionele? In mijn persoonlijke ervaring is de raamprostitutie en privé ergens wel vergelijkbaar met deze situatie. Maar in de saunaclub krijg je wel echt een geheel ander gevoel, dan vergeet je volledig alle zorgen, dat zijn soms echte kosmische ervarigen

    Commentaar van Springsteen zelf over de song:
    "He's in this room with this proxy because he couldn't handle the real thing,". "The physicality, the sexual content of the song was important, because casual sex is kind of closing the book of you. It's ecstasy, and it's release. Sex with somebody you love is opening the book of you, which is always a risky and frightening read."


    Bruce Springsteen, Reno

    She took off her stockings, I held them to my face
    She had your ankles, I felt filled with grace
    "Two hundred dollars straight in,
    Two-fifty up the ass," she smiled and said
    She unbuckled my belt, pulled back her hair
    And sat in front of me on the bed
    She said, "Honey how's that feel, do you want me to go slow?"
    My eyes drifted out the window, down to the road below

    I felt my stomach tighten, the sun bloodied the sky
    And sliced through the hotel blinds, I closed my eyes
    Sunlight on the Amatitlan*, sunlight streaming thru your hair
    In the Valle de dos Rios*, smell of mock orange filled the air
    We rode with the vaqueros*, down into cool rivers of green
    I was sure the work and that smile coming out 'neath your hat
    Was all I'd ever need
    Somehow all you ever need's, never really quite enough you know
    You and I, Maria, we learned it's so

    She slipped me out of her mouth, "You're ready," she said
    She took off her bra and panties, wet her finger, slipped it inside her
    And crawled over me on the bed,
    She poured me another whisky,
    Said, "Here's to the best you ever had."
    We laughed and made a toast
    It wasn't the best I ever had
    Not even close

    * Amatitlan: Central Mexican river
    * Valle de doe Rios: Valley of Two Rivers
    * Vaqueros: Cowboys

    Reno is een stad in het westen van Nevada nabij Lake Tahoe in het Sierrra Nevada gebergte. Reno staat bekend als een van de gok en prostitutie hoofdsteden in de US of A. Het is in reputatie vergelijkbaar met Las Vegas. De toeristen gaan naar Vegas, maar de echte gokkers en plezierzoekers zijn meer geneigd om naar Reno to gaan.
    Laatst gewijzigd door Local Hero; 13 april 2009 om 10:06 Reden: commentaar van Springsteen zelf toegevoegd
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    Everybody's out on the run tonight but there's no place left to hide

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    Standaard

    I wanna love you - Akon featuring Snoop Dogg

    '...I see you winding and grinding, up on that pole, you already know, I wanna fuck you, you already know...'

    Veel gedraaid in gogo's in Pattaya (met paaldanseressen, dus), en oh my Buddha, I want to go baaaaaack!!!!
    Wat doet ZL op dit forum? En hangt hij echt alleen maar op banken in de clubs?

    De beste 'gouwe ouwe' van IJBF!

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    Ook Paul Simon bracht nog wel eens een bezoekje
    aan de dames op 7th Avenue, zoals hij zelf zingt in

    The Boxer


    I am just a poor boy, though my story's seldom told
    I have squandered my resistance for a pocketful of mumbles, such are promises
    All lies and jest, still a man hears what he wants to hear
    And disregards the rest (hmmmm....mmmm......)

    When I left my home and my family, I was no more than a boy
    In the company of strangers.....
    In the quiet of the railway station, runnin' scared
    Laying low, seeking out the poorer quarters, where the ragged people go
    Looking for the places only they would know

    (Li la li... li la la la li la li)
    (Li la li... li la la la li la li)
    (La la la la li...)

    Seeking only workman's wages, I come looking for a job, but I get no offers.....
    Just a come-on from the whores on Seventh Avenue
    I do declare, there were times when I was so lonesome
    I took some comfort there (li la la, la, la la)
    Then I'm laying of my winter clothes, wishing I was gone, goin' home
    Where the New York city winters aren't bleedin' me, leadin' me to go home

    In the clearing stands a boxer, and a fighter by his trade
    And he carries the reminder of every glove that laid him down or cut him
    'Til he cried out in his anger and his shame
    I am leaving, I am leaving, but the fighter still remains
    Yes, he still remains........................

    (Li la li... li la la la li la li.. etc.)
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    Standaard Girl you're looking at two big spenders

    Ik moet denken aan die mooie toer die Sonny en Extince deze week gaan beginnen. Dan gaan mijn gedachten automatisch naar Springsteens Darlington County. De protagonist en zijn buddy ontvluchten de grote stad richting zuiden op zoek naar werk, vrouwen en vrijheid. Na een paar escapades staat de verteller op het punt de stad te verlaten als hij door een mystieke ervaring wordt verlost: zijn buddy is met handboeien vastgemaakt aan een politiewagen ... Natuurlijk is dat geen mystieke ervaring, maar gewoon alle illusies over de vrijheid on the road die worden verbrijzeld door de bittere realiteit. Soms moet je gewoon je limieten kennen (spatie) ... (spatie)

    Wat deze song zo charmant en absurd maakt is niet de story line maar het gevoel van ironie en onschuld van deze guys :D. Vooral de 2de vers is perfect, wie zou in de club niet graag tegen een dame van plezier zeggen:

    Hey little girl standing on the corner
    Today's your lucky day for sure all right
    Me and my buddy we're from New York City
    We got $200 we want to rock all night
    Girl you're looking at two big spenders
    Why the world don't know what me and Wayne might do
    Our pa's each own one of the World Trade Centers
    For a kiss and a smile I'll give mine all to you
    Come on baby take a seat on my fender
    It's a long night and tell me what else were you gonna do
    Just me and you, we could sha la la la la la la

    Dan moet ik denken aan Ace2, de grote humorist (ook al zou je die blijkbaar in het echt beter niet tegenkomen ...) en vooral aan Dalton, die oude snoeper die je love to love. Als je met zo'n houding van UFO-testpiloot door de club kan stappen ...


    DARLINGTON COUNTY

    Driving in to Darlington County
    Me and Wayne on the Fourth of July
    Driving in to Darlington County
    Looking for some work on the county line
    We drove down from New York City
    Where the girls are pretty but they just want to know your name
    Driving in to Darlington City
    Got a union connection with an uncle of Wayne's
    We drove eight hundred miles without seeing a cop
    We got rock and roll music blasting off the T-top, singing

    Sha la la la la la la

    Hey little girl standing on the corner
    Today's your lucky day for sure all right
    Me and my buddy we're from New York City
    We got $200 we want to rock all night
    Girl you're looking at two big spenders
    Why the world don't know what me and Wayne might do
    Our pa's each own one of the World Trade Centers
    For a kiss and a smile I'll give mine all to you
    Come on baby take a seat on my fender
    It's a long night and tell me what else were you gonna do
    Just me and you, we could

    Sha la la la la la la

    Little girl sitting in the window
    Ain't seen my buddy in seven days
    County man tells me the same thing
    He don't work and he don't get paid
    Little girl you're so young and pretty
    Walk with me and you can have your way
    And we'll leave this Darlington City
    For a ride down that Dixie Highway

    Driving out of Darlington County
    My eyes seen the glory of the coming of the Lord
    Driving out of Darlington County
    Seen Wayne handcuffed to the bumper of a state trooper's Ford

    Sha la la la la la la
    The highway's jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive
    Everybody's out on the run tonight but there's no place left to hide

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    Walk on the Wild side - Lou Reed
    Deze song lijkt te gaan over transseksuelen die naar NY komen. Blijkbaar zitten ze ook in de prostitutie. Een mogelijke interpretatie is dat "Take a walk on the wild side" het code-woord is dat ze zeggen tegen mogelijke klanten :D

    Holly came from miami f.l.a.
    Hitch-hiked her way across the u.s.a.

    Plucked her eyebrows on the way
    Shaved her leg and then he was a she
    She says, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
    Said, hey honey, take a walk on the wild side

    Candy came from out on the island
    In the backroom she was everybodys darling

    But she never lost her head
    Even when she was given head
    She says, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
    Said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
    And the coloured girls go

    Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
    Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
    Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
    Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo

    Little joe never once gave it away
    Everybody had to pay and pay

    A hustle here and a hustle there
    New york city is the place where they said
    Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
    I said hey joe, take a walk on the wild side

    Sugar plum fairy came and hit the streets
    Lookin for soul food and a place to eat

    Went to the apollo
    You should have seen him go go go
    They said, hey sugar, take a walk on the wild side
    I said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
    All right, huh

    Jackie is just speeding away
    Thought she was james dean for a day

    Then I guess she had to crash
    Valium would have helped that dash
    She said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
    I said, hey honey, take a walk on the wild side
    And the coloured girls say

    Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
    Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
    Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
    Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
    The highway's jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive
    Everybody's out on the run tonight but there's no place left to hide

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    Reden Katastroof

    Katastroof, die kunnen er ook wat van. Maar 't zijn Lokale Helden, geen Lokale Zelden

    Hoerekotje
    in een hoerekotje aan de havenkant
    hemme kik mijn bloem verloren
    in een hoerekotje aan den havenkant
    speelde kik mijn bloemeke kwijt

    en ons moeder die had mij alt' verteld
    ga nooit naar de slechte vrouwen
    want ze zitten alleen mor achter oe geld
    en ze zijn voor geen haar te betrouwen


    maar ze pinkte zo lief en ze lachte zo blij
    en ze klopte oep heur ruitje
    en ze houde heur deureke open voor mij
    en ze voelde eens aan mijn... snuitje

    ze zei mijne prijs dien is 1000 frang
    en da mutte gij eerst betalen
    en schiet dan oe frakske, oe broekske mor uit
    en zet hier mor oe sandalen


    maar heur kleren die vielen amper oep de grond
    en weg was die idylle
    want heur beursten die hongen tot oep heuren buik
    en heuren buik dien hong tussen heur billen

    ik zie: madammeke 't is een abuus
    ik kwam hier alleen iet drinken
    mor ze zei: meneer gene flauwe kul
    ga liggen of het gaat hier stinken


    drij minuten later stoeng ik oep de straat
    met mijn broek nog in mijn handen
    mijnen brief van duzend was erdoor gedraaid
    en da vonkik een echte schande

    en kome kik nog ooit aan den havenkant
    mijnen kostbaren tijd verdrijven
    dan gaan ik er alleen nog nor de boten zien
    mor nooit ni meer nor de wijven

    Een bus vol Hollanders (wat anders dan een bus Poolse Meiden)


    De man is minderwaardig

    erpee - grootste afvalproducent van België

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    Standaard Walk tall or don't walk at all

    Het verhaal is slechts een serie van vluchtige vignetten, snapshots van karakters. Er is een jong paar in liefde met elkaar en met hun onbezonnen en gevaarlijke plannen zetten ze groot in. Er is een hoertje met het hart van steen en de man die probeert om haar weg te nemen van alles. En er is de jazzman die commentaar geeft op dit alles als een alwetende verteller. Bruce schets ze in miniatuur en laat ons gissen hoe hun verhalen zal aflopen ...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFsPa...eature=related

    Billy, he's down by the railroad tracks, sittin' low in the back seat of his Cadillac
    Diamond Jackie, she's so intact, and she falls so softly beneath him
    Jackie's heels are stacked, Billy's got cleats on his boots
    Together they're gonna boogaloo down Broadway and come back home with the loot,
    It's midnight in Manhattan, this is no time to get cute, it's a mad dog's promenade,
    So walk tall
    Baby don't walk at all

    Fish lady, oh fish lady, fish lady, she baits them tenement walls
    She won't take cornerboys, ain't got no money, and they're so easy,
    I said, "Hey baby won't you take my hand, walk with me down Broadway,
    Whoa Mama take my arm and move with me down Broadway yeah
    I'm a young man and I'm talkin' real loud, yeah, baby walk it real proud for you
    So shake it away, so shake away your street life, shake away your city life,
    And hook up to the train, oh hook up to the night train
    Hook it up, hook up to the, hook up to the train,
    But I know that she won't take the train
    No she won't take the train
    Oh she won't take the train
    Oh she won't take the train
    She's afraid them tracks are gonna slow her down,
    And when she turns this boy'll be gone
    So long, sometimes you just gotta walk on
    Walk on

    Hey vibes man, hey jazz man, ah play me a serenade
    Any deeper blue, you'll be playin' in your grave
    Save your notes, don't spend 'em on the blues boy,
    Save your notes, don't spend 'em on the darlin' yearlin' sharp boy,
    Straight for the church note ringin', vibes man sting a trash can
    Listen to your junk man, ah listen to your junk man,
    Listen to your junk man, oh listen to your junk man,
    He's singin' (singin')
    He's singin' (singin')
    He's singin' (singin')
    All dressed up in satin, walkin' past the alley

    Singin'
    Singin'
    Singin'
    Singin'...
    Oh yeah
    Ooh ooh ooh...
    Oh Yeah
    Watch out for you junk man, watch out for your junk man,
    Watch out for your junk man...
    The highway's jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive
    Everybody's out on the run tonight but there's no place left to hide

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    Standaard Tina Turner - Private Dancer

    Lyrics by Mark Knopfler
    Zeer to the point, vanuit het standpunt van de DVP.
    Denk hier maar eens over na.


    All the men come in these places
    And the men are all the same
    You don't look at their faces
    And you don't ask their names
    You don't think of them as human
    You don't think of them at all
    You keep your mind on the money
    Keeping your eyes on the wall

    I'm your private dancer
    A dancer for money
    I'll do what you want me to do
    I'm your private dancer
    A dancer money
    Any old music will do

    I wanna make a million dollars
    I wanna live out by the sea
    Have a husband and some children
    Yeah, I guess I want a family
    All the men come in these places
    And the men are all the same
    You don't look at their faces
    And you don't ask their names


    Deutschmarks or dollars
    American Express will nicely...Thank You!
    Let me loosen up your collar
    Tell me do you wanna see me do the shimmy again
    "Men, it has been well said, think in herds. It will be seen that they also go mad in herds, while they only recover their senses slowly and one by one."

    Charles Mackay, "Extraordinary Popular Delusions and the Madness of Crowds" (1841)

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    Standaard Sade - Sally

    Sally, you opened out your arms to all those young men.
    And girl you had room,
    for every one of them.

    You're the only girl.
    Who are the only girl on Barry and Third
    Sure as hell,
    you're the only one who cares.

    So put your hands together for Sally.
    She saved all those young men.
    Put your hands together for Sally.
    She the one who cared for them.

    She's doing our dirty work.
    She's the only one who can.
    Doing our dirty work, thirsty world,
    one angry day in New York.

    Take a look at Dave he was once seventeen,
    Zoot suit and shiny shoes.
    He ran around town and threw his metholated laughter.
    Most of his memories drowned.

    But he remembers what his mother used to shout.
    She used to shout,
    "One day, surely son,
    the street are gonna tire you out."

    So put your hands together for Sally.
    She's the one who cared for him.
    Put your hands together for Sally.
    She was there when his luck was running thin.

    She's doing our dirty work.
    She's the only one who can.
    Doing our dirty work, thirsty world,
    one angry day in New York.

    Tommy had a wife and family,
    but the needle came between the love and the hard times.
    Thank God for Sally,
    she was there through the misery.

    Just a place to lay his head.
    Just about better off than dead.

    She's doing our dirty work.
    She's the only one who can.
    Doing our dirty work, thirsty world,
    one angry day...

    Vince, came up from the country.
    Couldn't even find himself a room.
    Thinking about his babies.
    They're further away than the moon.

    With no money but his pride in his pocket.
    There's really no way he can go home.
    There's a picture of his woman in his locket.
    Most of all he doesn't want to be alone.

    So put your hands together for Sally.
    She's the one who cared for him.
    Put your hands together for Sally.
    She was there when his luck was running thin.

    She's doing our dirty work.
    She's the only one who can.
    Doing our dirty work, thirsty world,
    one angry day in New York.
    "Men, it has been well said, think in herds. It will be seen that they also go mad in herds, while they only recover their senses slowly and one by one."

    Charles Mackay, "Extraordinary Popular Delusions and the Madness of Crowds" (1841)

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    Standaard Sade -

    Jezebel wasn't born with a silver spoon in her mouth
    She probably had less than every one of us
    But when she knew how to walk she knew
    How to bring the house down
    Can't blame her for her beauty
    She wins with her hands down

    Jezebel, what a belle
    Looks like a princess in her new dress
    How did you get that?
    Do you really want to know she said
    It would seem she's on her way
    It's more, more than just a dream
    She put on her stockings and shoes
    Had nothing to lose - she said it was worth it

    Reach for the top
    And the sun is gonna shine
    Every winter was a war she said
    I want to get what's mine

    Jezebel, jezebel
    Won't try to deny where she came from
    You can see it in her pride
    And the raven in her eyes
    Try show her a better way
    She'll say you don't know what you've been missing
    And by the time she blinks you know she won't be listening

    Reach for the top she said
    And the sun is gonna shine
    Every winter was a war she said
    I want to get what's mine
    "Men, it has been well said, think in herds. It will be seen that they also go mad in herds, while they only recover their senses slowly and one by one."

    Charles Mackay, "Extraordinary Popular Delusions and the Madness of Crowds" (1841)

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    Ballade van de vriendinnen van één nacht (Boudewijn de Groot / tekst: Lennaert Nijgh)

    Wel ben ik liever thuis dan in een kroeg,
    maar thuis sluipt 's nachts de stilte om me heen
    en denken over jou deed ik genoeg,
    dus blijf ik dan maar liever op de been,
    want slapen gaat allang niet meer alleen.
    Alleen is maar alleen, ik ken de stad,
    wanneer ik eenmaal lastig ben en zat
    is ieder lichaam even warm en zacht
    en helpt vergeten wat ik eenmaal had.
    Zo ken ik mijn vriendinnen van één nacht.
    Wanneer de dag komt zie ik pas mijn prooi;
    daar naast me slaapt een onbekend gezicht
    en is ze 's morgens vroeg niet meer zo mooi
    als gisteravond met dat roze licht,
    dan doe ik maar weer gauw mijn ogen dicht.
    Het was misschien wel fijn voor deze keer,
    ik ga en kom na deze nacht nooit weer
    en als ze mij ontmoet en vragend lacht,
    dan denk ik: wie ben jij nu ook al weer?
    Zo ken ik mijn vriendinnen van één nacht.

    Soms droom ik half dat ik weer iets herken:
    een geur van haar, een lach waar ik van hou,
    maar al te goed weet ik dan waar ik ben,
    hier lig ik met een vreemde blote vrouw
    en niemand op de wereld lijkt op jou.
    Maar blijf ik 's avonds thuis, dan wordt het stil,
    die kamers vol van toen, ze zijn zo kil,
    ik vlucht de stad in en ga weer op pad
    en breng mezelf opnieuw waar ik niet wil.
    Zo ken ik mijn vriendinnen van één nacht.

    Envooi
    Prinsesjes lief, als iemand jullie kwetst,
    of sletten noemt, of over zeden zwetst,
    laat hem een ziekte krijgen vol venijn,
    we sliepen met elkaar en dat was fijn
    en daarom heb ik niemand ooit veracht,
    maar ik zal jullie altijd dankbaar zijn.
    Zo ben ik, mijn vriendinnen van één nacht.
    Wat doet ZL op dit forum? En hangt hij echt alleen maar op banken in de clubs?

    De beste 'gouwe ouwe' van IJBF!

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    Oudje, diensttijd, Vierdaagse van Nijmegen, 1986.


    Walking down Canal Street, looking for a score
    God damn, son of a bitch, i couldn't find a whore.

    I finally found a whore, but she was rather thin,
    God damn, son of a bitch, i couldn't get it in.

    I finally got it in, played it all around,
    God damn, son of a bitch, i couldn't get it out.

    I finally got it out, it was red and sore,
    The moral of the story is NEVER FUCK A WHORE.
    Umm, never watte???
    Ik raak van alles kwijt....

    Behalve gewicht

 

 
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